Top 10 Things everyone finds annoying about Americans

1. Too much violence, not enough nudity on television.
2. A Kiwi is a New Zealander, not a fruit.
   The ‘Kiwi Fruit’ is called a Zespri.
3. Threw out the British over 100 years ago, but kept
   their system of weights and measurements.
4. Herbs is pronounced without an ‘H’.
5. Even the vice president doesn’t understand the
   political system.
6. Since arriving late for the last world war, too keen
   to start the next one.
7. Elections take a year.
8. The ‘World Series’ doesn’t include the rest of the
   world, it should be called the ‘Americas Cup’
9. You haven’t won the ‘Americas Cup’ since 1995,
   it should be called the ‘Rich Dude’s Sailing Cup’
10. They drive on the wrong side of the road.