Category Archives: Movies

Talladega Night

Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby is a 2006 American sports comedy film directed by Adam McKay who co-wrote the film with Will Ferrell.

It features Ferrell as the Ricky Bobby, an immature yet successful NASCAR driver. The film also features John C. Reilly, Sacha Baron Cohen, Gary Cole, Michael Clarke Duncan, Leslie Bibb, Jane Lynch, and Amy Adams in supporting roles.

Will Ferrell can be funny, and there is potential on the story on a racing car driver with a natural talent who must face his rival , played by Sasha Baron Cohen sporting a very unnecessary accent.

So it starts OK, but by the half way mark it’s just not funny  and lacks any interesting characters to get behind.

Ferrell can be funny, just not here. I know he can do it…

 

 

War Bride

Bride Wars is a 2009 American romantic comedy film directed by Gary Winick and written by Greg DePaul, June Diane Raphael, and Casey Wilson.

Two childhood best friends, who have made many plans together for their respective weddings, turn into sworn enemies in a race to get married first.

Thanks to the talents of Kate Hudson and Anne Hathaway this comedy works. Along for the ride is Kristen Johnston (3rd Rock from the Sun) and Chris Pratt.  Candice Bergen narrates plays the wedding planner.

The two women fall apart due to the conflict, pulling stunts on each other before a suitable mushy ending where they resolve their differences.

Milli Vanilli

 

Milli Vanilli is a 2023 American documentary film about the German-French pop music duo , consisting of Rob Pilatus and Fab Morvan.

The film chronicles the circumstances surrounding the duo’s meteoric rise to fame and devastating fall.

When Record producer Frank Farian offers them a recording contract, they signing without reading. And when Farian has them lip-sync to other singers the trouble begins.

When it comes to blame, it’s obvious that Farain should get most of it. But due to the media and record executives it all falls on the duo.

Sadly, Pilatus died in 1988, only 33. Fab Morvan eventually had a solo comeback in the 2000s, releasing the album Love Revolution in 2003.

 

Founder

The Founder is a 2016 American biographical drama film directed by John Lee Hancock and written by Robert Siegel.

Starring Michael Keaton as businessman Ray Kroc, the film depicts how he took over McDonald’s fast-food restaurant  from the original founders.

Nick Offerman and John Carroll Lynch co-star as McDonald’s founders Richard and Maurice McDonald, with Laura Dern as Ray Kroc’s first wife Ethel and B. J. Novak as McDonald’s president and chief executive Harry J. Sonneborn.

An interesting story of how a sharp and often unethical businessman Kroc made McDonalds what it is today.

 

Asterix Potion

Asterix: The Secret of the Magic Potion is a 2018 French animated film co-directed by Alexandre Astier and Louis Clichy.

Based on the Asterix comic book characters created by René Goscinny and Albert Uderzo.

When the druid Getafix falls from a tree, he worries about his mortality and resolves to find a successor to inherit the secret recipe of his magic potion which imbues the user with superhuman strength. The simple quest gets out of hand when more villagers join in, leaving the women to deal with the Romans.

This had me laughing out loud within two minutes. And it proved to be consistently funny and witty. Even if it had to divert at times to add to the drama of the story.

The graphics are not Dreamscape photo-realistic, but is works well with the excellent animation. And while a lot are old pratfall  jokes, they are done with style.

It may be French in origin, but there are English voices, even the Romans join in.

A fun film that managed to make twice it’s budget of $60 million (NZ).

 

 

Nude Tuesday

Nude Tuesday is a 2022 New Zealand comedy film that was written by Armağan Ballantyne and Jackie van Beek, and directed by Ballantyne.

Set on a fictional island in the Pacific Ocean, (that looks suspiciously like Auckland) the film follows Laura and Bruno (played by Jackie van Beek and Damon Herriman respectively) as they attend a new-age retreat to save their marriage.

The film is unique in that the film’s dialogue is reordered entirely in a fictional language. Then English subtitles, are added but with no reference to the original script.

This results in three versions of the film: one with subtitles written by British comedian Julia Davis, one with a different storyline written by Malaysian comedian Ronny Chieng and Australian comedian Celia Pacquola, and one without subtitles.

Overall, despite the premise and the addition of Jemaine Clement  it’s only mildly humorous. But I did appreciate the cover versions of Phil Phillips’ “Sea of Love”, Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton’s “Islands in the Stream”, The Zombies’ “Time of the Season” and Talking Heads’ “Road to Nowhere”, recorded in the fictional language.

I thought Jackie van Beek’s previous film, The Breaker Upperers was funnier.

 

Tights Men

Robin Hood: Men in Tights is a 1993 adventure comedy film and a parody of the Robin Hood story.

The film was produced and directed by Mel Brooks and stars Cary Elwes, Richard Lewis, and Dave Chappelle in his film debut.

It includes frequent comedic references to previous Robin Hood films, particularly Prince of Thieves (upon which the plot is loosely structured), and the 1938 Errol Flynn adaptation The Adventures of Robin Hood.

Brooks himself had previously created the short-lived sitcom When Things Were Rotten in the mid-1970s, which also spoofed the Robin Hood legend.

Mildly funny, exceedingly silly. Frequent third wall breaking and modern references.  Cary Elwes gets the role and plays it straight.

Amy Yasbeck, also gets the genre, playing all of the film in a chastity belt !

But the best character is Roger Rees, as the Sheriff of Rotttingham and is clearly based on Alan Rickman’s portrayal of the same character in  Prince of Thieves.

 

Ugly

Uglies is a 2024 sience fiction film directed by McG and written by Jacob Forman, Vanessa Taylor, and Whit Anderson.

Based on the novel Uglies by Scott Westerfeld, the plot centers around a future post-apocalyptic dystopian society.

The central premise of “Uglies” is that teenagers, when they
turn 16 they undergo a procedure to transform them from “Ugly” to make them pretty. A strange theme as teenagers are naturally disposed to look good, and the actors choses are all good looking. This may have worked in the book, but not in a movie.

When our protaganist leaves the city, she embarks on a quest to find a renegade group. This sets up the main conflict and from there a predictable third act. Then the plot holes, wild coincidences and easy victories just undermine any tension that can be generated.

There is and interesting science fiction story that could be told, maybe in a TV series where there would be less of a rush to conclude the narrative and set up for a possible sequel.

But given the generally unfavorable reviews, this seems unlikely.

 

 

Borderlands

Borderlands is a 2024 American science fiction action comedy film co-written and directed by Eli Roth, based on the video game series developed by Gearbox Software.

Well this one really bombed. Box Office was $31 Million based on a $120 Budget. 10 percent on Rotten Tomatoes.

Cate Blanchett as miscast as Lillith, an outlaw who forms an alliance with a team of misfits to find the missing daughter of the most powerful man in the universe. Kevin Hart is as usual not funny. Jack Black tries and partially succeeds to tell jokes as a second rate Star Wars robot. Jamie Lee Curtis seems to get it and has some fun with her role.

The story is a mess and concludes with the usual CGI pyrotechnics.

There is some fun on the silly stunts and races. But my favourite character was Janina Gavankar as Commander Knoxx, who seems to know she is in a bad Judge Dredd movie and just goes for it.

Moon Flight

Fly Me to the Moon is a 2024 American romantic comedy drama film directed by Greg Berlanti from a screenplay by Rose Gilroy, based on a story by Bill Kirstein and Keenan Flynn. It stars Scarlett Johansson, Channing Tatum, Jim Rash, Ray Romano, and Woody Harrelson.

To call this a comedy would be like calling Titanic a fun Holiday Flick.  Not one laugh, titter or smirk could this raise.

Then there are the characters. Channing Tatum is the good looking flight director and he does a good impression of a cardboard box. And when you have Scarlett Johansson playing opposite, you know they will get together at the end. This is a horrible character with no redeeming characteristics. She lies, bribes and cons her way through the entire story. Even when they try to crowbar in a redemption near the end,  it falls flat.

Then there is Jim Rash as Lance Vespertine the director. If all the stuff-ups he caused were true, he would not have a job.

There are some better characters. Ray Romano , unrecognizable in a beard is great. Woody Harrelson is great as a slime-ball government official, something he excels at.

But to add insults to the engineers at NASA, they add in a fake moon landing video.

There was scope to make this an entertaining film. With a more farcical directing style, it could have satirized the commercialization  of space. But that would require different lead actors.

I did watch it to the end, just to find out where it was going. But in the end this is just a horrible film the undermines what was achieved at NASA with what tries to be a “romantic comedy”.